Chill Your Tits, It’s Just Milk!

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Chill Your Tits, It’s Just Milk!

Seriously people, chill your tits, it’s just milk! Adultish language will be used! f-bombs will be dropped, and I ain’t even sorry if you keep reading after you’ve read this warning! How is it that people who love tits still have hang-ups over them? The fact that they are biologically designed to produce milk is just too damn much to handle for some! Tits are the real O.G. They are multi-functioning, badass lady bags! Ready at a moments notice, tits are there to satisfy and soothe babies. They soothe babies who are hungry, tired, getting vaccines, hitting a growth spurt, (fucking) teething, sick, or who are just straight over your ass!

These bad bitches pull double duty too!

Not only do they feed and soothe babies they’re also visually pleasing to the eye. Even in their most tired, deflated state! YES, they are still desirable! A diamond is still a diamond! So why then am I here writing this blog to tell you (whoever the hell you are) to chill? Can’t you chill your tits, it’s just milk? If you’re weirded out, or just plain disgusted over a little (or a fuck ton) of milk leaking or spraying on you or in your mouth during sex, it’s time to evaluate why. I’m not talking about disliking the taste of breastmilk. The sensation of liquid dripping on you, I’m not referring to that either. I’m talking about the actual fact that tits make milk. The fact that they will do whatever the hell they want when they want, including while you are interested in them sexually!

Women are amazing in their entirety!

If you’re reading this maybe you need to hear what I am about to say. Please know that any person who has negative comments to say about your tits making milk has issues. There’s nothing wrong with your tits making milk! Even if your baby weaned years ago and your tits are still sending you liquid reminds of how badass they are, you are amazing. To those reading this who are uncomfortable, that is your issue and no one else’s! If you’re reading this and a woman is inviting you into her space whether it’s for casual enjoyment or deep and meaningful sex if you accept the invite it’s a sacred space! Bitch or make any hurtful remarks or smartass comments and they can be revoked and may no longer be available for your pleasure any longer.

There’s no shame in having issues, we all have issues! It’s simple really, work through them, seek help to do so, enjoy tits again! Otherwise, chill out! It’s only milk!

Let the nasty comments and tit shaming commence! Followed soon after by giving no fucks and a fuck ton of rebuttal!

The Jacksonville Baby Company receives numerous emails from women each year who ask questions like, “my milk won’t dry up, my sex life has taken a dip,” “why are guys immediately turned off when my tits leak a little milk,” and “please tell me life with boobs gets better after having kids.” We reply with encouragement and science, no surprise there!

Seriously though, OMG, chill your tits, it’s just milk people!

Again, work through your issues, get over your fear of tits, enjoy them, or in the words of Ludacris, “move bitch, get out the way!”

Happy Birth & Parenting,

~Elizabeth Luke

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